February 2012
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Watchglitteringworlds:
MapCrunch: The Movie
clips are from The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Inception, Lord of the Rings, The Avengers, and Sherlock. Music is from Buffy.
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oh oh oh you guys!!
i just placed an order from corset-story for my first steel-boned corset
and i placed it… OVER THE PHONE
which meant i was talking to their UK calling center i guess
anyway everything went well and i was especially tickled by my sales representatives accent (I KNOW IT IS HORRIBLE OF ME, I HAD JUST NEVER ACTUALLY TALKED TO SOMEONE WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT BEFORE…)
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beesmygod:
rendigo:
litemagic:
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vondell-swain:
getting mad tabout tumblr’s new anti-self-harm-promotion policy on the grounds that it interferes with “free speech” is like walking into somebody’s private business and getting mad when they tell you they don’t want you to shoot guns inside the building
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ohH MY FUCKING FUCK OH MY GOD
I THOUGHT I HAD TURNED IN THIS ASSIGNMENT FOR RHETORIC YESTERDAY BUT WHEN I OPENED UP MY FOLDER TODAY IT WAS STILL THERE
AND I JUST EMAILED IT TO MY PROFESSOR BUT HE’S GOING TO THINK I’M TURNING IT IN LATE WHEN I WASN’T AUUUUHGHH
I HAD IT RIGHT THERE WHY DIDN’T I REMEMBER TO TURN IT IN, WHY DIDN’T HE ASK FOR IT ELECTRONICALLY, WHY AM I...
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debrides replied to your quote: Her duties include waitressing, half nude, at…
i, don’t know, what you’,re, talking about, pelly, i, think that perhaps, you’re being too, critical here
at the sight of a sentence, written by a perfectly competent writer, or so i had previously assumed, marred by an unreasonable amount, namely nine, of commas, where there should be only a few, if not entirely...
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“Her duties include waitressing, half nude, at dinners arranged by an exclusive...”
– NO, NEW YORKER REVIEW OF “SLEEPING BEAUTY”
THAT IS ALTOGETHER TOO MANY COMMAS IN ONE SENTENCE
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poisonparfaitparty:
archaeosaur:
aint nothin that grinds my gears like pedantic fucks that gotta pick on folks for stupid shit like sayin “ain’t”
u srsly worthless
what makes me laugh is they’re like FOR THE HONOR OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!!!ing, but really they don’t understand language/linguistics at all for being so rigidly abiding to “rules” which are actually 110000000% arbitrary
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help me
bergapten: if you're a deep sea creature that can't come to shore
bergapten: you' e been benthic zoned
bergapten: if u never form deep relaptionships with people
bergapten: you've been intertidal zoned
bergapten: if u have to go to bed before your internet compatriots because they all live on the west coast,
bergapten: you've been time zoned
bergapten: if your friend sucks at football but you play with him anyway ebcause you can always score points on him
bergapten: he's been endzoned
bergapten: if someone keeps you around because you're good at ficing cars,
bergapten: you've been autozoned
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me: I MUST ADMIT MY REASONING IS EXCEPTIONALLY FLAWLESS
kevin: FAIL EVERY LOGIC CLASS
WHICH IS OKAY BECAUSE YOU ARE AT THE SCHOOL OF HOGPISS AND WHIZZERS
me: HAWTPITTS AND FRIPPERIES
kevin: MOSHPITS AND FLIPPERIES
me: MUPPETS AND FLAPJACKERIES
kevin: PUPPETS AND HANDCRAFTERIES
me: POPPETS AND HANDMAIDENRIES
kevin: PUFFETS AND HANDPASTERIES
me: PUFFINS AND LANDWASTERIES
kevin: MUFFINS AND PAN PASTERIES
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